FLY IT. FRY IT. TRY IT. WHY IT? – Unisex Cotton T-Shirt
FLY IT. FRY IT. TRY IT. WHY IT?
Because sometimes, things don't have to make sense to be genius.
This tee is for lovers of wordplay, rhythm, and random logic.
It makes people look twice — and maybe question everything. Mission accomplished.
If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), TOT LTD and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 565 Green Lanes, Haringey, London, England, N8 0RL or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Because sometimes, things don't have to make sense to be genius.
This tee is for lovers of wordplay, rhythm, and random logic.
It makes people look twice — and maybe question everything. Mission accomplished.
If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), TOT LTD and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 565 Green Lanes, Haringey, London, England, N8 0RL or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
| WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm) | |
| S | 46.4 | 67.6 | 41.3 |
| M | 51.4 | 71.1 | 45 |
| L | 55.9 | 74.6 | 48.3 |
| XL | 61 | 78.1 | 52 |
| 2XL | 66 | 80.3 | 55.3 |
FLY IT. FRY IT. TRY IT. WHY IT? – Unisex Cotton T-Shirt
FLY IT. FRY IT. TRY IT. WHY IT? – Unisex Cotton T-Shirt
Additional Information
| Color |
Black, Navy, Red, True Navy, Midnight, Watermelon, Seafoam |
|---|---|
| Size |
S, M, L, XL, 2XL |
Please Read Before You Order
- Our designs are 100% original and created in-house using AI-assisted artwork.
What you see is exactly what you’ll receive.
However, please keep in mind that due to the nature of AI-generated visuals, some minor variations (such as slight alignment shifts or texture irregularities) may occur in the final printed product.
These are not considered defects, but a part of the creative process. - All items are unisex unless stated otherwise.
For our women customers:
We highly recommend checking the size chart before placing your order.
Unisex items tend to run slightly larger on women — you may prefer to order one size down for a more fitted look.
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We create each piece with character, edge, and a touch of madness.