I AM NOT OLD. I AM CLASSIC – Unisex Hoodie |
Meet the premium eco hoodie made of organic and recycled materials. With its comfortable fit, front pouch pocket, and double-layered hood, the hoodie is a classic streetwear piece that can be styled with multiple different looks.
• 85% organic cotton, 15% recycled polyester
• Ribbing: 97% organic cotton, 3% elastane
• Brushed fleece fabric inside
• Comfortable unisex fit
• Double-layered hood
• Flat drawcords with metal eyelets for a premium feel
• Kangaroo pocket
• Inside/outside label patch for branding
• Tear-away care label
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the EU REACH requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), TOT LTD and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 565 Green Lanes, Haringey, London, England, N8 0RL or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
• 85% organic cotton, 15% recycled polyester
• Ribbing: 97% organic cotton, 3% elastane
• Brushed fleece fabric inside
• Comfortable unisex fit
• Double-layered hood
• Flat drawcords with metal eyelets for a premium feel
• Kangaroo pocket
• Inside/outside label patch for branding
• Tear-away care label
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the EU REACH requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), TOT LTD and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 565 Green Lanes, Haringey, London, England, N8 0RL or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
| A (cm) | B (cm) | C (cm) | D (cm) | |
| S | 51 | 68 | 14 | 60.5 |
| M | 55 | 69 | 14.5 | 61 |
| L | 59 | 71.5 | 15 | 61.5 |
| XL | 64 | 74 | 16.5 | 62 |
| 2XL | 70 | 77 | 17.5 | 62.5 |
| 3XL | 76 | 80 | 19 | 63 |
I AM NOT OLD. I AM CLASSIC – Unisex Hoodie |
I AM NOT OLD. I AM CLASSIC – Unisex Hoodie |
Additional Information
| Color |
Black, White |
|---|---|
| Size |
S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL |
Please Read Before You Order
- Our designs are 100% original and created in-house using AI-assisted artwork.
What you see is exactly what you’ll receive.
However, please keep in mind that due to the nature of AI-generated visuals, some minor variations (such as slight alignment shifts or texture irregularities) may occur in the final printed product.
These are not considered defects, but a part of the creative process. - All items are unisex unless stated otherwise.
For our women customers:
We highly recommend checking the size chart before placing your order.
Unisex items tend to run slightly larger on women — you may prefer to order one size down for a more fitted look.
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